the friends of men: and all of their negative "cat chat"

let me start off by explaining what i mean by "cat chat" it's starts off with that catty ass behavior that teenage girls are usually known for, you know the old "girl I don't think he likes you..." (because they want to date him), "girl your ass looks great in those jeans!" (even though you look like a sack of beans), girl ever since you started hanging around those nerds, (aka 'smart people') you're not down anymore" or the ubiquitous "girl if I were you, I wouldn't take that shit....." you can fill in the blank with any number of situations where you can read between the lines that the way you're 'living' doesn't get the stamp of approval from the Flap Jaw Society of America.

Well who would have guessed that not only are BOTH sexes privy to it, but that the bullshit behavior carries on into old age, and I do mean OLD age! In adulthood and for men, it sounds something like this "dude you are so whipped" or "now that you've been dating ____ you don't have time for your friends" or the old stand by -" Dude your life is over!" let me state that this type of commentary can come from BOTH men and women, it's colored with statements like "I'm just saying" or "I've seen it happen to other people" or those cleverly placed "remember when (pre-girlfriend, wife, kid, etc.) we used to do blah blah blah stories. To all the under your breath, and behind my back shit talkers, I say while you're busily warning your good buddies about their lives being over, take a moment, check the mirror, and ask that lovely person staring back at you, "who in their right fucking mind would even consider taking any type "life/living" from advice you!